France Capitulates to Nazism...Again. World icons of courage and military prowess, the French, have once again surrendered to Nazi forces without a fight, awarding first prize at the Cannes Film Festival to neo-Nazi Leftist Michael Moore's Riefenstahlian propaganda film, Farenheit 911. Moore's producer, Joseph C. Goebbels III, announced that absolutely none of the film's lies would be changed, since: "When one is engaged in an effort to destroy the United States of America and defeat the worldwide Jewish conspiracy, one simply doesn't have time for niceties like truth and/or fairness." Moore, who is recovering in Le Poufta Hospital for the Criminally Obese from a recent overdose of lard, declined to comment.