Since the Palestinians want a homeland and it doesn't seem like a good idea to chop Israel up even smaller than it already is, here is a satisfactory solution: Let's give France to the Palestinians! The French have already stated that nothing is worth fighting for. Besides, France has better irrigation and soil than the West Bank and Gaza strip. It's perfect. The French won't even fight back. And how about a new name for this Franco-Palestine?

How about Frankenstine?

Send this to all of your friends. Let there be peace on Earth and let it begin with the French.

Finally, Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn will have a place to escape Amerikkka and its brutality, oppression, racism, and six-figure salaries for neo-Nazi Leftist academic charlatans.