If the capital of the free humans in The Matrix is Zion, does that mean that Neo and friends are Zionists? And will CAIR put out a statement denouncing the movie for being anti-Islamic because of this?

Quoted at Instapundit. This is even funnier then it sounds. The word Zion in Hebrew, referring to Mt. Zion in Jerusalem, is actually pronounced Tsion, with a "ts" sound at the beginning. "Zion" on the other hand, with a "z" sound, means penis. So everytime the characters in the Matrix say they have to save Zion, well...